Today’s mummy-perfect trend? Sports luxe (thank you Isabel Marant, Alexander Wang and Stella McCartney – who also, remember, brought pyjamas to the catwalk. No coincidence she’s a mum, I reckon…). Finally, something I can be grateful to the Olympics for: the inspiration...

My son has decided that sleep is for the weak. And it seems I am top of the guest list for his regular wide-awake-at-3am parties (you know, that obligatory guest list that babies have just for you, where you’re met with enraged screams whenever you dare to leave the nursery…)....